what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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Just let this sink in for a bit. #ferguson


In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”

Reblogging again because I absolutely love this

its back :)

When someone calls me attractive image

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she sells weed by the seashore

(Source: condom, via guy)

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  • plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
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